14 'NEVER'S FROM GIRLS 2 GUYS



As a girl, I see a lot of attempts from boys to impress me or my girlfriends, but guys always manage to make fools of themselves. You don’t really want to know what the girls are thinking of you at that moment…FREAK… ehm!

Check out the next 14 tips on what guys should NOT do, according to my experience.


1. NEVER call a girl “mozza” because you’ll definitely get misunderstood even if your intentions are good, which I personally doubt.

2. NEVER say any nasty words in the presence of girls, & it’s better if you don’t say them at all, because you may a couple of shoes flying over your head; let alone the furious disgust-filled looks from any nearby girls.

3. NEVER show off your boxers. Come on guys, girls hate that, it’s disgusting. And you better wear a belt, no excuses!

4. NEVER break into a fight to show girls how strong & brave you are. If you lose, then you just messed yourself up & if you win, you will have been punched & kicked still. You will just be perceived as the reckless trouble-maker.

5. NEVER let your hair grow too long. I know some girls like that, they think you are Johnny Depp or Nadal but most girls (including me) would think you look like a sissy. And about those “funky” hairstyles…did you really intend to look like an alien?!

6. NEVER pretend to be Mr. know-it-all, when you have no clue what you are talking about, unless you want to be badly embarrassed by a girl who knows more than you, do you?

7. NEVER talk about your ex-GFs & and how you have been ignoring them if you want to keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks. Girls are naturally jealous, so unless you want to unleash the jealous beast & seriously regret it, do the ugly trick!

8. NEVER try to play the ‘funny guy’. Girls REALLY hate silly joking “el alsh el rekhem”, do that and imagine a camel stepping over you. This is what we hope happens to you!

9. NEVER go into boring sports or car details if the girl isn’t interested. If you insist, you may have to wake the lass in distress up when you’re done.

10. NEVER challenge a girl-period! A girl always finds a way to win. They don’t call girls “sousa” for nothing :D

11. NEVER show off as Mr. VIP. You will definitely be required to prove it, and grant the girl and her friends VIP access! can you?

12. NEVER lie to girls to appear in a better image. Girls are worse than lie detectors; we know all your tricks already!

13. NEVER compare yourself to anyone; have your own self-confidence. A girl wants to see the real you, not some wannabe.

14. NEVER underestimate a girl. Just as there’s Batman, there’s also Cat Woman; each with their strength and edge.


Written By: Aya Wafik, 16
Issue: March - 2010
Section: Fankesh
Page: 100

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